We are pleased to announce the grand opening of our new stand which has been nicknamed already as the Umbrella Stand for some reason. The stand uses the latest nano technology which makes it invisible from the road and therefore it does not impact the environment. A spokesman for the club mused that he doesn’t know why it’s called a Stand when everyone can actually sit down in it. We had expected a better statement but we are where we are. Anyway, this will be a great asset to the club. The official opening will be performed by Frank Mulvihill, so brace yourselves for some sort of raffle or ticket selling.